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Monday, July 12, 2010

Thieves Never Drink Water

by Catfish McDaris

It was my last bottle
of wine and the fly was
sitting on the open rim

I wanted to kill it
I craved to squash its
fucking body out of my life

Not wanting to waste
one drop of vino I
pulled out my pistol

The fly made several lazy
circles around the room
then landed on the barrel

Juanita burst into the room
looked at the gun, me, the fly
she chugged all the wine
except one drop

The fly drank that, she
put on a Freddy Fender
record while I decided

If I could kill the fly and blow
off her chile bean nipple
with one shot.

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