2nd FREE BEER

by Marc Carver

As I walk across Clapham common,
I see some young women and men having a party.
Underneath a open canopy there is some food and drink.
A young woman comes over to me
and tells me to help myself.
"To the beer?" I say.
"Sure, we only have to carry it home." She says.
She gives me a bottle.
"Do you need it opening?" she asks.
"I can sort that out." I say
but she gets a bottle opener and opens it for me.
I thank her and have my first free beer.
I got one a year ago
but I had to convince the guy I was a genuis
and of course
that is what I did.