I walked into the pub
a man was running around the garden.
As i walked in
i heard him being sick in the bushes
When i got to the bar he was there with a friend
"Your friend needs to go home."
"You, you should mind your own business." He said.
"I am just trying to do you a favor."
The barmaid came to the bar and asked who was next
and everybody pointed to me.
The man held the drunken man in his arms.
The drunken man looked at me and i looked at him
His eyes said thank you.
I got my beer and sat down
ten minutes later
the man told the drunk to text him when he got home
and my job for the night was done.