May 3, 2010 -- JUne 28, 2015 The World's Original Online Poetry Bar
Sunday, June 28, 2015
How can I be an English major?
by Emily Ramser
A senior in a black bra made me a screwdriver
that tasted like furniture polish,
and I doubled over crying
because I'd forgotten that
I don't know how
to spell furniture without autocorrect
and vodka just makes me sad.
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