by larry jones
someone jabs a pregnant sow
with an iron gate rod,
she ain't moving fast enough.
someone kicks a boar in the head,
to prove he's a badass.
someone slams a piglet on the cement floor,
won't make weight, too skinny.
someone can't find the bolt gun,
kills a lame hog
with a ten pound sledgehammer.
fucking boss calls me into his office,
"you need to change your attitude,
need to smile more often."
i got a walmart happy face button,
stuck it on my hat.