SYMPATHY SHAG

by Marc Carver

The day after i shaved all my hair off
I started to think that I may be able to use it
She said I looked like a cancer patient
and i was hoping to make peole feel bad
especially the ones who hadn't been very nice to me.
Then i started thinking about women
if i could get talking to a few
i could start talking about how precious and short life is
well you never know
sympathy can take you a long way