Precipice Pie

by John Pursch

Yen police immunize a slash mechanic’s widowed terrier, prep the lad for trapdoor trips to Choctaw burial rites, and imitate a sleepy pole dancer, flooding strata choosers with bilious ballroom blinker crust. Splendid crill deface the hearing’s herringbone heresy, halting hearsay’s fumbling measure of disrepute, slathering on sun-angle stew, plopping downy clemency slakers in wartime cement. Groupies scream in tonal blurt mutation cloth, loathing subtraction’s ordinary truculence, pleading snowball clothes and tender ale for hefty transmigration gigs, buttering upwardly bulimic cosmic truth with semaphoric teats. Guffawing pepper jack seekers predate checkerboard clown derailment, mooing outer Estonian victual malaise to waylaid rotary hens, positing daisy chain ownership, bequeathing duly garroted ether to turgid pupil ankles. Undulating bier choices mitigate interstitial fascia, culling worm integrity from alternating glass flesh, dipped in formal halter diagrams, filched and wound in gallium harness eyes, peeling effrontery from pustule coverall bliss. Gifted hearse peduncle plebes alert illicit cherry bumps to gambled entry waybill chocks when herpetic legions ice an eatery’s ferocious whale. Islands activate suburban telltales, segue into patched fever, and simulate worn torches, phasing lamentation into woolen gunny shuckers, brought to village highroads by oily onset stamens. Octogenarians collapse in dearly unearthed reprisal, feeling weighty candle oafs beneath sequential sighs, topped with aching nativity screams. Blotchy pegboard Romeos detach ensuing flimflam, stressing turf in equal karma dings, freezing delicate Hessians. Mainlined jobbies run ousted handspring chunks in junket frieze repast, solving bolstered briquettes with medical hegemony. Eking hoes an ominous call from venerated hexagrams, wired for sundry filigree in calligraphic soaking pools. Deemed far less than haystack hoots, berated ears recall unemptied slogans, pitting steady homes against the grainy strut’s imputed grail. Thus the drugged remain, unsightly in billowing highball lossage, oozing periodontal guts in pitted alkaline washboard lather. Preening twinges from celestial placemats, plaque bellowers fume at careening posers, clipping a stray figurine from every billionth bailiwick, wounding untold bumblebees in passing. Lucky sawfish teethe on chummy hovercraft debris, gnashing Samson’s diurnal caseload. Cratered floozies emerge victorious, flashing toothy chrome in stellar gore’s descending crop dust pillar, dusky and bedazzled by extrapolating pizza blokes. Goofballs inundate equation contrails, frosting sighing taffy hicks with dew line mortuary nougat. Pseudopodal rhododendrons heave ashore, withering to prone features, sanding hilltops into precipice pie.