Strippers are more fun when you graduated high school with them

by Glen Binger

Up on stage she avoids us because she knows who we are.
She recognized us the second we walked in the door.
We were sure to sit right next to the stage, so she could see us.
But she still won’t come to our corner to shake her ass in our faces because she knows us.
This is amazing. I can’t get over it.
I’m not leaving until she gives me a lapdance.