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Wednesday, October 22, 2014


Reliable reports have reached the Saloon that an American man has died in the Mexican resort town of Tulum after being kicked, bit and sat on by a camel.

"The camel kicked and bit him practically to death, and when he was almost dead, he sat on him," said a witness. "Between the blows and the weight of the camel on top of him, he was asphyxiated."

According to one version of the attack, the camel became enraged when the American did not give him Coca Cola to drink.  The US Embassy has confirmed the death.

That’s what happens when you mess with camels.  Do not fuck with bartenders either.