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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Five Best Memories

by Korey Brownstein

What was your first best memory?
I married a tree.
What was your second best memory?
I cheated on the tree with another tree.
What was your third best memory?
I cheated on that tree with another tree.
What was your fourth best memory?
I cheated on that tree with a shrub.
What was your fifth best memory?
I cheated on the shrub with a dandelion.
What happened next?
I cheated on the dandelion with a clover.

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