In Theory

by Mike Berger

Running late again for my
eight o'clock class. I teach
advanced physics to bright
eyed kids
.
I hate to be late, I hated it,
I hate it, I hated it. I always
get caught up reading the
latest journal articles.

Suddenly, I had an epiphany.
If I traveled faster than the
speed of light, I could arrive
before I left.

What a fantastic idea; it will
solve all of my problems. Now,
all I have to do is work out the
details.