STANDART

by Marc Carver

A man came up to me as i was looking at the bottles of vodka in tesco
"13 pounds here, 10 in sainsbury's you don't know where one is do you?"
"No I don't."
"It is bloody good stuff though
"I know I have just drunk a bottle, not this morning though."
"Same for me, leaves you with no headache at all." He said

I bumped into him again at the checkout
we had the same bottle of whisky.
"We have the same preferences in our liquor." I said
"Sure does look like it and we probably have the same taste in women too. That is why we are drinking."
"You got that right my friend."